Dead Rumours Society - today: Apple/Sun-Merger

Oh no, i´ve thought that this idea died some years ago. But Mr. Dvorak has the tendency to dig up such old stories. What the heck Sun should do with Apple and what the heck is the advantage for Apple to own Sun? Qui bono? But, well, i thought that Apple would never migrate to Intel, so everything is possible, no matter hour ridicilious it seems at the first, second and third look. As suggested by a Sun employee on an internal list: At least there would be a nice name for the merged companies: Snapple. And the Sun Employees don´t call themself Sunnies anymore, we call ourself Snapples ;)