Theft protection for your iPod

It´s so easy to protect your iPod from theft: Hide-a-pod made from 100% genuine disembowled Zunes:

How can you do this so cheap?
There were a lot of disappointed kids last Christmas who wanted an iPod but were given a Zune by some well-meaning friend or relative. Consequently, there is a glut of Zunes available on eBay every day. We buy ‘em cheap and throw away the guts to make our product at a great price.